the most ridiculous woman ever

yesterday at a team lunch, we met a woman that works for our parent company. i learned more intimate (and inappropriate) things about her life than i would ever EVER want to know. the list below is a fact sheet compiled from emails from my coworkers that circulated following this lunch. enjoy :)

1. She is a professional singer and wins karaoke contests.
2. She sings at weddings and funerals and has been singing since she was 3, so obviously she never needed voice lessons (totally would be one of THOSE people on American Idol).
3. She drives a trailblazer.
4. She has a serve case of road rage and in fact carries a gun in her car (yes a real one).
5. She doesn't need to carry a baseball bat to challenge someone for a parking spot because she's a blackbelt in something...but she does carry a gun.
6. She is very competitive and won some kind of Hollywood squares contest and totted it as being "one of the most amazing things that has happened in her life."
7. She and her husband throw great parties.
8. Her husband is in the Army Reserves.
9. They have Rock Band, a pool table, and a movie screen in their basement.
10. Her husband makes the strongest shots ever.
11. If people get too drunk, they have 6 beds that they can sleep in.
12. They also have 7 bathrooms for when people start throwing up.
13. Last time, everyone ended up in the hot tub...naked.
14. She could see how big everyone was.
15. The next morning she told them about how big they are and how she understood where their nicknames came from.
16. Her 4 year old daughter sleeps through it all.
17. She doesn't know what my husband does for a living and doesn't care; she just cares that they get to meet Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and have famous people come over to their house.

and somehow this got her invited to the rest of team lunches. i'm sure there will be more awesome factoids to come...